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Ordering Wine

Anyone that knows me should know my semi-facination with wine. I'll sadly admit a nice sized chunk of my income goes to the drink of the gods.

Wine drinking has its own culture and like with any cultured organization you have to know the rules to not look like an idiot in the eyes of everyone else. I surely made some silly mistakes in the early years of my wine education.

Now, in an attempt to educate everyone else I give you HOW TO ORDER WINE WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE AN ASSHOLE!. If you regularly lift a cork to your nose to smell the freshness of a wine and/or spin your wine like you're trying to start the whirlpool of all whirlpools then you have to read this piece.